THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN… #part 1

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN… #part 1

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN_closer to fashion blog moda Bacau

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…cand mananci o salata si te simti mandra ca ai mancat sanatos. De fapt, dupa cateva minute ai broaste in stomac de foame ce iti este!

…cand te machiezi si observi un fir pe care l-ai omis la pensat. Si-l smulgi cu penseta! Si lacrimezi! Si lacrimezi cu rimel cu tot!

…cand iti faci zeci de selfie-uri insa nici unul nu iese perfect! Si mai faci si febra musculara la maxilar, de cate zambete ai mimat.

… cand iti place un articol vestimentar si intrebi persoana respectiva de unde l-a cumparat si iti spune ca l-a luat de prin tari straine, unde tu nu ajungi prea curand. Intr-un final mori de ciuda ca nu e al tau!

…cand planuiesti a doua zi sa porti fusta si te epilezi corespunzator, insa, intr-un final porti pantaloni! Din cauza vremii, evident! Bu-Hu!

…cand te imbraci din cap pana in picioare si vrei sa iti iei si o jacheta/sacou pe deasupra… just in case… insa nimic din ce ai in dulap nu se asorteaza cu look-ul deja creat!

…cand ti se cere socoteala de numarul mare de produse de machiaj!

…cand ti se cere socoteala pentru multitudinea de creme de corp, de fata, de maini, de picioare, de ochi!

…cand te intreaba cineva care e rostul atator perechi de pantofi!

…cand te intreaba cineva de ce iti iei atatea camasi albe.

Fuck off socks quote_closer to fashion blog moda Bacau

…cand intri intr-un magazin si nici bine nu te-ai uitat la primul articol si deja esti intrebat: “Va pot ajuta cu ceva?”, “Da, poti sa ma lasi un minut sa ma hotarasc ce vreau!”

…cand ai o tunsoare noua si nimeni nu te mai recunoaste.

…cand ai o tunsoare noua si nimeni nu observa.

…cand esti in trafic si stationeaza unul langa tine la semafor si asculta manele! La maxim! Si tu dai muzica R&B mai tare, inchizi geamurile si parca tot il auzi! Poluare fonica, nu alta!

…cand fredonezi melodia preferata si deodata se opreste! Si tu continui pentru cateva secunde sa canti! Si canti urat! Rectific: Canti frumos, dar se aude urat!

…cand mergi cu incredere cu acei pantofi perfecti, cu acea rochie perfecta, cu un make-up perfect si o coafura extraordinara si… calci stramb, te impiedici, te lovesti de un stalp! There are no words!

…cand te tii de fusta sa nu ti-o ridice vantul!

…cand ultimul lucru pe care il faci cand te machiezi este sa te dai cu rimel si ajungi sa te murdaresti de negru peste tot!

…cand ti se rup ciorapii, iar drumul pana la cel mai apropiat magazin devine ciudat.

…cand te manjesti de ruj pe dinti.

…cand calci pe o guma de mestecat si nu iti poti desprinde tocul!

…cand treci pe langa un magazin cu geamuri-oglinda si opresti sa te aranjezi putin, chiar sa te admiri! Persoanele din cladirea respectiva se amuza copios pe seama ta, dar tu nu stii asta! Dar acum ai aflat!

…cand ti se aburesc lentilele la ochelari la intrarea intr-o incapere, de la schimbarea de temperatura!


…when you have a salad for lunch and you feel very good about it. In fact, after a few minutes, your stomach wants real food!

…when you put your make up on and you notice a leftover thread from the last time you shaped your eyebrows. And you pluck it with the tweezers! And your eyes begin to tear! And you are crying out the mascara!

…when you try to make a good selfie and you get it totally wrong! And your jaws hurt because of all the smiles you are trying to get on camera.

…when you like a piece of clothing and you ask her where she got it from and she tells you that she bought it from abroad! In the end you’ll hate the fact that it’s not yours!

…when you are planning to wear a skirt the very next day and you shave your legs just to be awesome! In the end you’ll wear pants and it will be all for nothing! Because of the weather, of course! Bu-Hu!

…when you dress up and you want to take a sweater… just in case… but nothing from your dressing matches with your look!

…when someone is questioning the amount of make-up products you have!

…when someone is questioning the amount of body lotions!

…when someone asks you why do you have so many shoes!

I deserve new shoes quote_closer to fashion blog moda Bacau…when someone asks you the reason you buy so many white shirts!

…when you go into a store and the shopping assistant asks you immediately: “Can I help you?”, “Yes, you can leave me alone!”

…when you get a new haircut and nobody recognizes you anymore!

…when you get a new haircut and no one sees the difference!

…when you are stuck in traffic and the driver next to you listens to bad music! Loud! Very loud! And you turn up the volume, close the window but you can still hear it! Noise pollution!

…when you sing your favorite song and suddenly it stops! And you are still singing it! And you sing really bad!

…when you walk with those fancy shoes, wearing that perfect dress, your perfect make-up and the best haircut ever and… you trip, you fall, you hit a pole or something! There are no words for the embarrassment!

…when you are trying to keep your skirt in the right place not to be gone with the wind!

…when the last thing you do when you put your make up on, is to put the mascara on, and you get dirty!

…when your stockings break and your way to the nearest store becomes weird.

…when you manage to get lipstick on your teeth.

…when you step into a chewing gum and you can’t pull the heel!

…when you pass along a store with a mirror-window and you stop in front of it just to admire yourself, to fix up your hair, your make-up! Everyone in the building can see you and they laugh at you, but you can’t see them! Now you know it!

They think I care quote_closer to fashion blog moda Bacau

…when your glasses get steamed because of the change of temperature, just when you come into a room full of people!

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Acum e randul tau! Povesteste-mi ce experiente jenante ai avut de-a lungul vietii!


2 COMMENTS

  1. :)))) Acel moment cand adorm in autobuz si mai si sforai:)).Acel moment cand fugi după autobuz, te impiedici:)) si cazi lată la pământ:)? te ridici, te stergi se praf si incerci sa-l prinzi (ca doar n-ai fugit degeaba).Cam toate pățaniile mele au legătură cu transportul în comun:)

    • 🙂 offf Andreea! Sunt printre cele mai rele! Mai ales cand toata lumea de pe trotuar si din autobuz se holbeaza la tine!

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